1. Head Cheese
This is spam or mistaken email that is so strange it really stands out. For example, here's a recent one I received:
Date: 6/14/2005 19:45:40 -0700
From: "Wended V. Awakenings"
Subject: Greetings, white man! :)
Evening, landlord :)
Date: 6/27/2005 07:41:10 -0700
Subject: Of whom do I have the honour? :)
We haven't been introduced... :)
I wanted so badly to study ballet, but it was really all about wearing the tutu. [On the subject of her early aspirations]
Nah isawa tah
I mean... the hell?
This is my new term for myself, which I used to explain to M that although I was progressive enough back in the days when "queer" became the new moniker for a range of non-heterosexual types, I am rapidly reaching that age where those nearly-naked kids in the Pride Parade annoy me and I don't understand what the latest gender/sexuality/politcal/academic "discourse" is all about. "And fram damn it - why is it always so damn HOT on Pride Weekend? I'm staying inside and taking a nap, like a sane person!"
Can easily be applied in a number of situations.
Feel free to spice the boulliabase of your regular conversation with these fun and easy-to-use new words!