Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas in New York

You know when you see someone slumped over on the subway, and you can't tell if they're asleep, passed out or dead?  And all the other passengers are furtively looking around like "I'm not going to check him, YOU check him," because nobody wants to get projectile vomited on or touch a dead guy?  Or worse, they're thinking "I need to get somewhere, I don't have the time to stop to report some dead guy and talk to the cops about it," or "thanks a lot for taking up two seats, stupid dead guy."  What do you do?

Well, happy holidays, y'all.

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