These are just a few of the things that have happened to me in the last few days.
I'm going to take a nap now.
P.S.: My cat has just decided for the first time in her life that she must watch me from atop the monitor. What is God trying to tell me?
P.P.S.: Please don't say it's "vote Romney."
P.P.P.S.: Go read Water for Elephants now. It will make you forget all of this kind of shit. Really.