Behold The Face of Evil

"Snapple Pie" Limited Edition Beverage

Pro:
Tastes like delicious, yummy pie, yet even sweeter!
Con:
Has about the same amount of calories as an actual pie; may cause your tongue to explode.

Pro:
You can have all the goodness of Starbuck's hot caramel apple cider out-of-season.
Con:
According to the Snapple site, this "limited edition" came out in 2003, which, unless there's been a change, would make present bottles very out-of-season.

Pro:
Would probably go great with some spiced rum.
Con:
So would a two-dollar whore, and she wouldn't make me fat.

Pro:
Highly addictive.
Con:
Highly addictive and stocked in my office cafeteria! NOOOooooo...!!!