Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Atlanta Visit Breakdown

Dogs petted: 2
Cats petted: 2
Baby bird rescues conducted: 3
Duck attacks thwarted: 1
Herons harassed: 1
Dips in pool during excessive heat: 1
Extremely unhealthy meals eaten: I lost count.
Hair dye jobs observed and rated: 1
Teenagers induced into actually communicating: 2
Girlfriends comforted: 1
Smiles or giggles brought to the face of ailing 93-year-old grandmother-in-law: at least a dozen.

Hello, New York! Welcome me home. I am due for a rest.

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