Bitches!

How dare FOX run So You Think You Can Dance overtime! I missed seeing which guy got kicked off when my TiVo switched over to The (Crazy-Ass) Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency!

Yes, it’s come to that.

Incidentally, in case you were wondering, I, personally, do not think I can dance. I think I could dance, a good number of years and pounds ago (after all, I learned from some very fabulous club queens). Now, however? I think I can sit on the couch and critique.

Sorry, Mia.

Update: Newsflash! I just read that Janice Dickinson’s best friend is Jon Lovitz, whom she calls “shocking” and “sexy.” Wow. Well, I guess that fits... if you're on Planet Dickinson.