Think fast! Staying in the stall, calmly remove your trousers and use the powder-stained ass side to wipe the commuter sweat from your forehead, face and neck. This not only rubs off the glaring white mess, but refreshes you and leaves you smelling like a freshly cleaned baby’s bottom.
Now you can temper your embarrassment with a mild sense of cleverness and accomplishment. Go get ‘em tiger!
*Not that this happened to me, this very damn morning.