Sunday, October 14, 2007

Please Pardon The Interruption

What kind of idiot mutilates herself with a granny cart?

I have a giant hole in my leg!

I am so behind on everything in school I am never going to catch up!

The universe is trying to tell me that I made a mistake in going back to school!

I don't WANT to have to go back to doing computer work to make enough money!

I don't deserve anything better!

I am a failure! And unlovable!

It's NOOOT FAAAAAIRRRR!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Sigh.

Well. I wonder if that got it out of my system?

7 comments:

FirstNations said...

oh my poor darling, go find something and destroy it AT ONCE. republicanism, the rockabilly lifestyle, postmodern-traditional architecture, anything. smack the crap out of it with a brick until it is dead dead dead.

go.

I will wait.

m00nchild said...

At least you've moved past denial and are now in the anger stage. You'll move from this and your body will recover. Your mind never got injured no way anyhow.

Corn Dog said...

Oh Da Nator. I am so sorry to hear all this. You do deserve to go back to school. this was all an unfortunate accident. Hang in there. Or run over something with the granny cart.

Anonymous said...

A bad thing has happened. That means there are good things just around the corner. Stick with it, you deserve good things!

Anonymous said...

Bad things happen to good people sometimes... You are a most deserving woman, school is just the ticket. That picture? Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Good heavens, girl, of course you're lovable.

Now wipe your nose!

BigAssBelle said...

poor sweet little cupcake. that's how i got through school: screaming fits of emotional agony. all will be well. and your leg will be too.