Golden Gould Awards for 2005

DarkSyde from dailykos.com has put together 10 "sincere objections to evolutionary biology" taken from "chat rooms, e-mails, IM's, and the Talk Origins Feedback Archive." Read them and vote for your favourite- if you can see through your tears. The winner "receives a virtual gold plated statue of the late Stephen J. Gould... holding his nose with one hand and a small bag full of unidentified refuse at arms length in the other" My vote is for #5, but they're all just... appalling. Yay for evolved humanity!