So You Think You Can Be A Repressed Homosexual?

My God, all this time I was rooting for Benji to win on So You Think You Can Dance, and now that he did I learn all sorts of new things from his wiki bio.

Forget the parts where we learn that he won the US Open dancing championships with Heidi as his partner 8 times (and who knew that Dmitry was Heidi’s current competitive dance partner?). There are so many jaw droppers in these few sentences that I don’t know WHAT to do:

“Schwimmer left the dancing scene at the top of his class to serve a two year LDS mission in the Mexican state of Oaxaca. He has subsequently founded the charity organization Dancers Everywhere Making a Noticeable Difference (D.E.M.A.N.D.) for helping orphans in southern Mexico.He is also Ross(From "Friends")'s cousin.

In an interview for Entertainment Weekly, he revealed that he has been cast as Fred Astaire in an upcoming motion picture.

Upon his return to the United States, whereupon he learned that his fiancee had broken up with him (he states that he learned this by seeing her wedding invitation, and noting that his name wasn't on it), Schwimmer turned back to dancing. “

OH MY GOD! HE’S A REPRESSED GAY MORMON!!! AAAAUGH!!!

The fiancée story is priceless. One can only hope that, while in Hollywood, shooting his alleged film, he will discover his true nature.

Damn, I thought he was Jewish. I mean, his cousin “Ross”, is…