Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Dear Tech Support

No, that it not what you think it is on my keyboard. It is actually the dregs of a day-old latte. You should be able to tell this because:

1. We all know I'm not big on infants

&

2. When have you ever encountered baby shit that smelled like cinnamon?

P.S.: I need a new mousepad, too. TYFYPATTVIM.

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