Monday, December 13, 2004

Goin' Up The River...

To the hoosegow, to the clink... My beloved M is going on her first big prison visit to the scenic Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate NY tonight and tomorrow. Interestingly, she is more nervous about travelling in the currently hazardous New England weather than being in the stir, the lockup, the big house, the pokey. Have I mentioned she's going to interview prisoners in the coop, the joint, the pen and the slammer? Wish her luck and safety, and please refrain from taking such perverse delight in the slang as I have, or you may get shanked, shivved or bladed up.

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