Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’

Do you think that my heavily-muscled potential new personal trainer might be offended that Mrs. Nator and I have started referring to him as “Big Black Sex Trainer,” in homage to Keith on Six Feet Under? It’s well-meant, and certainly more flattering than the nicknames we have for other regulars in the gym, such as “The Guy With The Neck,” “Yami Guy,” “The Dour Lesbians” or “That Lesbian You Hate”.

Perhaps all this should be filed under “things I should never have admitted to,” along with “wanting to see that new Antonio Banderas where he teaches ballroom dancing”… whoops!